He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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