he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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