god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he thought i was a dude.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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