She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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