ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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