That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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