i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need a beard to bite.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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