THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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