You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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