But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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