i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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