You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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