we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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