so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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