When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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