why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
