It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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