Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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