Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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