WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
