the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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