my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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