My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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