it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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