i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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