Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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