I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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