The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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