I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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