Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
