How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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