I skipped work to stalk him.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
