Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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