My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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