i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
