on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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