I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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