and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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