I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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