I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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