every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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