You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
handjob tips. give me some.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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