Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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