I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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