Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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