Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The air was thick with penises
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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