and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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