The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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