i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my being single is dangerous.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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