absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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